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phil ( 4/10/1998 )
From Southampton
Email [email protected]
Occupationstudent
Comments Thanks for signing my web page, please do not leave any naughty things on here, although you can e-mail them to me.

Sir Jason Zeb ( 16/10/1998 )
From You know where I'm from.
Email [email protected]
OccupationBeing a student is not an occupation - Or is it?
Comments I have no interests in life, and I never comment on anything. The End.

Slavious Sarcasticus ( 16/10/1998 )
From Londinium
Email [email protected]
Occupationskanky student
Comments Hiya Phil! Nice touch...not so sure about the nice blue background - I get seasick y'know! (Romane eunt domus)

Claire 'Belinda Melinda Maloney' Hockin ( 18/10/1998 )
From Paradise Lodge, baby!
OccupationStuadent
Comments hmmmm, very interesting.

Nat Horney ( 19/10/1998 )
From Whore House on the Hill
Email [email protected]
OccupationStudent of excessive-intoxication
Comments Nice one, Papa Pimp!!!!!

matheus hileus ( 22/10/1998 )
From The place where vernon lays his head
Email [email protected]
OccupationProfessional lazeebum
Comments Don Philepee, if websites were defenders yours would be Tony Adams, it's that bloody good!!! Now phil take those boxers off your head, Andy get out of bed, oxbee get a life - sim city sucks, and Al do some washing up, merci mon housemates?!?!?!

Little Jen ( 23/10/1998 )
From Slow Norris land
OccupationEssex Girl!!!!
Comments Why do I have to be Geri Spice??????????

Little Jen ( 23/10/1998 )
From Slow Norris land
Email [email protected]
OccupationEssex Girl!!!
Comments Why do I have to be Geri Spice????!!!!!

Lazy Bum ( 24/10/1998 )
From Beavois Valley
OccupationSee Name
Comments Bonos pagos Don Filipe Gerragatini de Siciliia vargos Milano. Me amnotos lazibuminios. Ineedio Kentuckyfriedchickenios!

birthday wellwisher ( 30/10/1998 )
From luton
Occupationeating sweetcorn
Comments happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday don filipay, happy birhday to you !

Crimbo WOODen-spoon ( 6/11/1998 )
From a womb of unknown origin
Occupationfind under carrage damage in small by-planes
Comments Yes, i am interested in comments.

bonafide easter-puddin-bowl boy ( 9/11/1998 )
From originally - my fathers penis and my mothers eggs
Email dot@[email protected]
OccupationI too identify damage on the under-carrage of planes, but large by-planes
Comments i like trains and stamps and cars and computers and chess and snooker and pool and swimming and carpet and ladels and spoons and algebra and empirical formulas.

Crimbo Wooden Spoons mum, Wooden egg cup ( 19/11/1998 )
From The Kitchen draw
Email [email protected]
OccupationWooden Spoons mum
Comments Have you seen my little crimbo wooden spoon? Christmas is almost here and he's still not come home. Papa Wooden dashboard surround surround is getting angry. He's bound to be with that tupound forty three pence a week pocket money Appannah fella. He's a bad influence on my little crimbo. Anyway if you see him tell him for Christmas we're going to see grandad wooden rocking horse and grandma wooden dolls house. Thank you greatly.

THE DAGGERS OF AMOSOS ( 19/11/1998 )
From THE 'LAND OF THE GIANTS' TV SET
OccupationBORDER CONTROL OFFICER-WEST SIDE DISTRICT
Comments PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES WILL LACK PRIVACY AND WILL BE SEEN DIPPING THE SO CALLED WICK. I REST MY CASE MY LORD.

Consuela de bega ( 19/11/1998 )
From london
Email [email protected]
OccupationStudent-o
Comments Where are the rest of the photos of Amsterdam. there is a (10 foot) member of your party not in the pictures..... consuela XXX

Bev ( 20/11/1998 )
From Salzburg
Email [email protected]
Occupationpretend teacher
Comments Wicked photos - I'm keeping up with all the action!!! Darren wants more photos of himself,but don't bother - I want you!!!!! see ya, Bev xx

'arthur martha' the other left ventricle sucker ( 24/11/1998 )
From A very tiny crevice between fat kneeses toes
Email emaile@home@u-dead
Occupationcurrently working on a project to determine whether silent farts really are the violent farts, have a NERC grant of 2 grand to assist in this worthwhile task.
Comments at this current moment i really need a shit , so the comments will be limited, further interests will be revealed at the press conference being held on Nemisis at Alton towers. (Large train , hhmmm?!?!?!)

Dr Joseph Von Astronaught ( 27/11/1998 )
From The Appannah School for the advancement of pies
Occupationpurveyor of fine lesbians
Comments it has come to my attention that there is an intrinsic subordination of quasi - lesbonic activity prevelent in your field of study. in order to address this distressing manifestation may i recommend that you buy my book, "the transcendation to metaphysical reality" available from all good pie outlets priced �25.99, form the same people that brought you, "Michael Ball sing East End cockney classics" and, "the fine Tenors of Avenue Road - Live!" and the definative, "best chas and dave album in the world by a bunch of geezers in a loft - Ever!"

Anna ( 28/11/1998 )
From dere ol' debnshire, me lover
Email [email protected]
OccupationI think we know what keeps me busy!
Comments Oh yes I like the photos but alas where ARE the ones from amsterdam? Cool.By the way - Did you sign the guest book yourself yet Phil??? erm

Slagger off of evil local geordie table imposters ( 30/11/1998 )
From Below the room with the regularly creaking bed
OccupationWriting shit on peoples webpages
Comments Hello, I'm am now a bastard so don't mess with me! I'll get you all, every last one of you. Anna you are a sick minded little girl, Alex you have tulips in your hair, Phil you melest little boys, Matt you smile like Jack because hes your mum, and as for you Poppins I'll stick that umbrella....... Somebody Help ME!!!!!!!

zeta joneses tampon packet ( 2/12/1998 )
From the shop of porn and sex
Occupationsmeling fish and oysters , oy oy
Comments since the last time i appeared on such a website , i have been a reclusive fagbutt, but since this has ben brought to my attention i aim to rectify this situation with immediate effect. rabbit rabbit rabbit, habbut, shabbit, rabi - suck my cock. or rooster if you wish

nick hutt ( 3/12/1998 )
From the gutter of guttersbury
Email no@i@just@wank@all@day
Occupationruining webpages for others
Comments please kill me a.s.ap.

vics ( 7/12/1998 )
From a northern snowy place
Occupationbeing cold at the moment
Comments Although I've just brought out my purple wooly hat for the winter and so my ears are quite warm, but I look scary

Sir Jonathan David Briggs the 1st ( 8/12/1998 )
From The grey part of the midlands (COVENTRY)
Email [email protected]
OccupationHard Studying Student??????
Comments There is no mension of hair or body music on this home page which I find very disappointing. I some how feel that I am the only one to have this complant!!!! All the best bushy eyebrows person.

poppins ( 10/12/1998 )
From the south wind
Occupationvirtually perfect in every way
Comments feed the birds it only costs tupence a bag

Ding Dong i am a witch and i have'nt gone ( 17/12/1998 )
From a place far from here where no one other than drew and libby go
Occupationdotting i's and crossing t's for a newspaper
Comments tulips are an afrodisiac when eaten through the earhole

rach ( 17/12/1998 )
From up norf
Occupationstudent
Comments gym, trampolining, shopping, won't go into anymore.

Farthur christmas fowler ( 19/12/1998 )
From the eastend of lapland
Occupationplanting crimbo trees on me allotment in me favourite square in lapland
Comments well there young philip, "ARFUR" ... not nah pauline i'm talking to someone very special, where were we phil - let me see have you been a good little boy this year ???? you have ? lets see what i've got in me sack ...lets have a rumage.....oohhh pauline get oorrff, look what i've found its a blow up reindeer ??? belax must have picked up andy p's sack and not mine while i was in hyper value getting all the kiddies prezzies! must go and find me sack, and i'll kill willy while i'm there. Merry Christmas Philip and all you children out there, hohohohohohoho

SANTA (essex) CLAUSE 4 ( 26/12/1998 )
From N POLE
Email [email protected]
OccupationBringer of xmas gifts for millions of kiddies
Comments Hope everybody has had a wonderfull xmas, if you are all good kiddies again this year you can cum and sit on my knee, or maybe my face, you dirty little sluts.

darth vader ( 28/1/1999 )
From a distant planet called southend
Occupation?
Comments ??????????????????/

Jon. Hallett ( 15/4/1999 )
From Southampton
Email [email protected]
OccupationHelpdesk and Sysadmin
Comments Just seeing if Stork's cgi-bin has broken...

old guestbook ( 25/4/1999 )
From I've been here all along
Occupationin between posts
Comments No-one writes on me anymore. I might not be big and flashy like the newer version but hey I've been with you through thick and thin

Phil ( 7/6/2001 16:41 )
From Still Southampton
Email [email protected]
Occupationinternet millionnaire
Comments I cant beleive this pile of shit is still here. Hello all you merry folk!

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