August ( 27/11/1998 ) | |
| From | Someplace |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | human |
| Comments | The honor that I feel in being the first to sign this amazing guestbook is indescribable. |
August ( 29/11/1998 ) | |
| From | Same place as last time |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | heh. |
| Comments | I am astounded by the incredible number of entries, Smithra. You must be a popular guy. |
the man behind the curtain ( 6/12/1998 ) | |
| From | that cardboard box over there |
| [email protected] | |
| HomePage | The Making Fun of Smithra Place Thing |
| Occupation | making fun of smithra |
| Comments | go to my home page |
Max Hampson ( 7/12/1998 ) | |
| From | Outside your window. |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | Psychotic Turd |
| Comments | I like to kill people in my spare time, but my official occupation is as a "bastard". That's a technical term for a tolmate lillosing psuedoeffredrin. I like long walks on the beach and in the toilet, as well as roasting my roomate by firelight. I listen to classical music - I thought mozart was delicious - oh and I play the harp. Email me for a date, or cybersex (i always said the best form of birth control is a computer) or if you need someone to inherit your money and life insurance. |
Andrew Smith ( 10/12/1998 ) | |
| From | Nashville TN |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | Occasionally, yes. |
| Comments | Want to see some more nudity here. *G* |
Stephen Smith ( 18/12/1998 ) | |
| From | [email protected] |
| Comments | Smithra, you are seriously crazy and don't never let no one never tell you any diferent. Keep up the GOOD work. |
goober ( 21/12/1998 ) | |
| From | asheboro nc |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | barn hand |
| Comments | you da koolest dude!!!!!!!! love the pic of danny and weesey!!!!!! (Danielle and Elyse) this si a great page!!!!!! hehehe. . . loves~Goober |
Lord of Darkness ( 22/12/1998 ) | |
| From | Hell, 9th Circle |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | guess, come on, guess ... I know you want to |
| Comments | I always enjoy seeing one of my servants busy . Keeps them in trouble. But Smithra, you need more pro-evil material here. One could almost think you worked for the other guy. |
me ( 29/12/1998 ) | |
| From | the emerald city, oz |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | looking busy when i'm not |
| Comments | i think i've (what's the phrase?) 'gotten lost and ended up here.' what number am i? may miller forever be preserved here in the bowels of cyberspace. don't forget my favorite piece of infinite wisdom that fell from his lips: the cool will inherit the earth and you shall be landless. yes. miller for god. um, what else? cool page. love the bathroom scenes. they are truly inspired. halloween is lovely too. wonder if maybe angela should get up here and make a comment on joe's ugly mug... |
Kate ( 23/2/1999 ) | |
| From | the real world |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | life |
| Comments | Well, i didn't know I was on this page... I like the page though it doesn't seem like there are too many comments... |
Sexi.. er Sarah ( 24/6/1999 ) | |
| From | 3rd planet from the sun |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | Corrupter of Young minds, Dominator of Gorgeous |
| Comments | This is intersting but needs more seductive pics. Give me some sex!! |
Jessica Ho ( 26/9/1999 ) | |
| From | Gerton, NC, and no, you wouldn't have heard of it. |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | D+ junior at Asheville High |
| Comments | you're poetry is truly beautiful. shine on. |
Anne Bergeron ( 27/9/1999 ) | |
| From | Sudbury, Ontario, Canada |
| [email protected] | |
| Comments | Ryan, I am an internet friend of your father's and enjoyed your page. Au revoir !! |
Bryan ( 17/10/1999 ) | |
| From | if you didn't know then, you won't know now |
| Occupation | jackass |
| Comments | i suspect this will be my second entry. unfortunately last time i tried to fill this thing out, i hit return (thats right i said return, not enter you bastards) prematurely and it may or may not have submitted my not quite finished entry. thus i have once again fulfilled my role as the jackass. however, if it did not send my last entry, then most of this entry won't make sense and you'll all be left in the dark. either way i am the walrus...er, i mean jackass. but i digress... keep up the good work Smithra. |
pierson ( 10/11/1999 ) | |
| From | originally? born? school? i'm so confused- skip this one |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | full time slacke....student |
| Comments | i was bored and looking at the s&m homepages- you're definantly a step up from most of them. i'll go be bored somewhere else now, but good job. |
Anna Morrison ( 7/12/1999 ) | |
| From | Charlotte |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | student |
| Comments | I'm kate's sister (shock, right?) |
Fred ( 11/12/1999 ) | |
| From | the Palace |
| Occupation | Homemaker |
| Comments | I think what would make this page FANTASTIC would be a journal..yeah.. |
Nikki ( 11/12/1999 ) | |
| From | the land of many lazy turtles |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | elvis |
| Comments | I thought I'd be "cool" and sign Smithra's page as well. So here I am, cool. |
cedar ( 14/12/1999 ) | |
| From | maryland, for now |
| [email protected] | |
| HomePage | the hunger site |
| Occupation | weirdo, sex kitten, and dork |
| Comments | hey ryan, your page is really awesome. i am glad to see you free-plugging my little brother, and that kate liked my chicken poem. and fred's porn palace is cool as usual. i have an exam in a few hours and i really should be studying. your page was good enough to keep me from my responsibilities for almost an hour! so many interesting facets of your life... ;-) |
Jilly ( 15/12/1999 ) | |
| From | Duke |
| [email protected] | |
| HomePage | The Oceanic Playground |
| Occupation | happy |
| Comments | hey Smithra, this is the Keribeth's Dukie friend the psychiatrist =) she sent me to your page, so I thought I'd sign your book before I visit your friends. you look lovely in a dress! =) hope finals went ok and have a great vacation! |
Vincent ( 6/1/2000 ) | |
| From | The Land of the Feather Dusters |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | I am the most amazing person you will never meet. |
| Comments | I came. I saw. I told Stephen to get a life. Yanno, Smithra, hun, your little bro is... well... erk. Nevermind, He'll probably read this. But then again, he doesn't know I'm under this name. Yanno, this is pretty damned usefull. You should worship the Queen of the Frats. Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz. I love Yogert. Especially with strawberries. Ore wa KO~WA~II!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! Semenaide! Kesanaide! Makenaide! Dare datte moteruhazu yuzurenaimono! *ahem* Isn't it fun, typing out japanese song lyrics? |
Krayongrrl ( 13/1/2000 ) | |
| From | bumfuck |
| Occupation | faithful houseman |
| Comments | hi its me i am waiting for you to get your journal done, and i am impatient, so i thought i'd waste some time by filling up a little more space on your page.... toodly-do! me |
BilleeBobbo ( 20/1/2000 ) | |
| From | Dogsquat, TN |
| Occupation | Can Opener |
| Comments | I rele lik yer pome abowt the gardin. |
Daniel Wong ( 29/2/2000 05:23 ) | |
| From | Durham, NC |
| [email protected] | |
| HomePage | Eye of the Hurricane |
| Occupation | it keeps changing on me |
| Comments | This week seems to be my week for signing guestbooks, so here I am. Other than that, I think I've told you everything about this page that I was going to tell you ;) |
Elvis ( 27/4/2000 07:05 ) | |
| From | Graceland |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | Butt Smacker at Fred's Porn Palace |
| Comments | If I weren't already The King, I'd say Smithra here was The King. But since I'm The King, Smithra here can have this very sexy doll of myself, which wiggles its lip and hip and says "Thank ya, Thank ya very much" when you pull the string in the back. Maybe one day you too, Smithra, will be cool enough to have such a cool doll made of your cool self. |
God ( 30/4/2000 22:28 ) | |
| From | Everywhere |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | Design & engineering |
| Comments | I'm sorry, I must have made a mistake with a few of my designs. The "Ryan Andrew Smith" (vers 78) model has been noted as too phallic and must be recalled. I have also discovered that the "Angela Hubbs" model is too unstable and must also be recalled. I will send a serraphin to collect these two malfunctioning "people". I will recompensate the owners of these models to the best of my ability. Thank you for your cooperation. |
Britney Spears ( 5/6/2000 02:50 ) | |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | superstar, cutey pie, teen sex symbol, idol for 12 year old girls who want boob jobs, minion of Satan |
| Comments | I would just like to say that your page is like so cool, or whatever. When I'm like princess of the US one day, you can bring me muffins on a tray, and that would be like SOOO COOL!! Anyhow, rock on and all that. ~wink wink, cutesy smile~ Lord Satan says to get your skinny ass back to hell, cause he needs some lovin'. |
Peter McNeally ( 11/8/2000 11:29 ) | |
| From | Pittsboro |
| Occupation | teacher |
| Comments | Your page is interesting. I enjoy the Calvin and Hobbes cartoons. Its nice to know young people are using their time productively. Refrain from bestiality, young man. |
Johnson Schneider ( 12/9/2000 04:13 ) | |
| From | NC State rulz baby! |
| Occupation | student |
| Comments | Man, your website is kewl!!! :) :) :) |
Bush and Dick ( 24/12/2000 12:50 ) | |
| From | hehe hehehe |
| [email protected] | |
| Occupation | Certified friers of black male Texan flesh, bastards, Cofounders and cochairs of the Proud to be a Dumbass club |
| Comments | We are interested in prehaps doing a monthly columm for your Sponsers at Fred's Pron palace. We are very experenced in the use and selling of Olga's Swedish penis enlargers. We would like to let the American people know that "Big government...BAD. Big penises...GOOD!" |
Sarah ( 8/9/2001 05:50 ) | |
| From | NC |
| [email protected] | |
| HomePage | Sarah's page of Splendiferousness |
| Occupation | Happy Person! /Student (What an oxymoron) |
| Comments | Interesting page Smithra. As soon as I become less lazy I'll apply for your award. I'm currently busy applying to NCSSM! Chairalicious! |
Drew ( 22/9/2002 14:58 ) | |
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| HomePage | ChangingLINKS.com |
| Comments | good job on your site! We link to sites that have new information and entertainment. Hopefully, we can exchange links! Please visit http://www.ChangingLINKS.com suggest your link. |
Drew ( 4/5/2003 15:54 ) | |
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| HomePage | ChangingLINKS.com |
| Comments | love the site! get a web site award and get more traffic to your site free to join for non-commercial sites and charities. Please visit http://www.ChangingLINKS.com "suggest a link." |
j ( 18/8/2004 12:23 ) | |
| HomePage | http://www.internetnewsdaily.com |
| Comments | cool site |